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Microsoft’s Software Development Cycle

6 April 2006 Comments Off

Software from Microsoft (Office, Windows, etc) doesn’t just appear on the shelves by magic. Those programs shrink-wrapped inside the box along with the indecipherable manual and 12-paragraph disclaimer notice actually came to you by way of an elaborate path, through the most rigid quality control on the planet.

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Humor, Windows

Silly things to ponder

28 April 2005 Comments Off

Last night, as I was falling asleep, a few things crossed my mind that I thought might be interesting to think about. Pretty much all of these will never have any real answers, which is what makes them fun to think about, I suppose. Post a comment if you have any opinions you’d like to [...]

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Humor

Bill of Non-rights

22 April 2005 Comments Off

I happened to catch the following in an email from a coworker. After reading it, I decided I’d share it, as I share the same beliefs: We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote [...]

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Humor

Successful lawyers’ pitch

8 April 2005 Comments Off

Are you between the ages of three and 105? Then you may be entitled to a CASH settlement.

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Humor

A more honest friendship oath

7 April 2005 Comments Off

Are you tired of all those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship.

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Friends, Humor

More than I can chew

19 November 2004 Comments Off

“Hi, thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I have your phone number please?” … “Okay, and what would you like?” “Large, thin-crust pepperoni.” “Okay, would you also like some cheese sticks with that?” “Um, well, that sounds good — sure.” … Did I fall trap to what I’d like to call the “impulse offer”? [...]

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Humor

Morning thought

3 September 2004 Comments Off

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

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Humor